My Bag of Squid

.. to kick down the beach. So stand back.

Monday, February 28, 2005

Thank you for derailing an important human right

BBC NEWS | Americas | US sparks row at UN over abortion

I'd like to thank the religious freaks for dragging their out-dated superstitions into a global issue. Please keep your american taliban issues to yourself, so that the rest of us can run a planet. There you go: teach your Intelligent Design theories in your own schools, if you can find any teen-age girls still attending. I'm sure you'll outlaw that directly, too, instead of just making sex a taboo, removing concraception education and outlawing the removal of tumours.

Now, when you're done with the 1800s, the 1900s are calling. Yes, and when you're done THAT, there are a few issues about the Environment that you may want to look at.

But take it slow: there may be a lot of big words.

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

My Fucking Christ. Will you learn to write?

I'm getting less and less tolerant of the unwashed, unlearned masses who continue to write such pitifully bad grammar on such important sites. My blog sucks. Yours is important. Remember that. Techdirt, Ad-rag, countless other influential blogs are completely hobbled by critically poor grammar. It's essentially the same as having a good idea or news tidbit, and then beating it about the head and shoulders with a cricket bat.

Yes, it's volunteer work, but so is the crayon drawings your little picaso keeps giving me. YOU put them on YOUR fridge, super-dad, and maybe give that fucker some ritalin, for christ's sake. The point is, some people have great ideas, but lack the ability to convey them in an acceptable manner; until they learn the skills, they need a writing mentor. From whom would they learn the skills otherwise? By not supporting the idea of intelligent review and some kind of critical assessment, you may no longer complain when an 80-year-old senile Union guy moves you into your new house. You may go stand over there in the Foolishly Complacent circle with the Dodo and the Brontosaurus.

Ah hell, who'm I kidding? Half the people reading those things are the same: they wouldn't even notice the 3rd-grade grammar mistakes either, so what's the point in wasting one's time to correct one's own work? Folks have replaced personal pride with national arrogance, and so it's not like doing something well or completely is important any longer; they'll still be The Best and invade you for your oil if you don't agree.

I can't but think that this pathetically bad writing is plugging up the drains of the 'net like so much Seattle storm pipe in a light drizzle, mocking the people who permitted the lowest bidder to install these things without any follow-up inspection. Is that what happened? Have we again had someone choose the lowest bidder from a bunch of free labour? I want to inspect the work! Someone isn't doing the complete job.

I hope my kids don't see this dreck and think it's how people should write. I want them to be pushed through our pathetic and apathetic school system with some knowledge of basic human skills to go with the phony A on the report card that every kid gets.

Things to do in This Lifetime

Hmm... let's see...
  • Be Born
  • See Broadway
  • Go to the Natural History Museum in NYC
  • Fire an automatic weapon while partially impaired
  • Dress up and see a Real Broadway Play
  • yada
  • yada
  • rejoin karate
  • Have the FBI phone my house, looking for me
Oh yeah, here it is:
  • have a computer BLOW UP on me. Accidentally.
So a funny thing happened to me tonight....

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

BBC NEWS | World | Middle East | Sunni share of power is critical

BBC NEWS | World | Middle East | Sunni share of power is critical:
"But unless the Sunnis are brought into the political process, the task of democratisation will be jeopardised and the effort to suppress the insurgency threatened."
So it all boils down to religious differences again, and here in the cradle of civilisation we humans are tyring to see jus thow uncivilised we can be.

Good job, people. Hey, maybe you two people can compare just what flavour of fascism you want your government to be, and design some subset of mind-numbingly-stupid protocols that somehow fit your identically-pointless-but-still-incompatible belief structures so that you can at least oppress your willing subjects in new and exciting ways.

The sad part is that they fight for the ability to be oppressed by one priest-king, rather than another. I'll never, in a million years, see the logic behind such mass masochism, nor understand why so many people need to imagine overseers to force themselves to be charitable and nice.

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Academy defends Oscar host Rock

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Academy defends Oscar host Rock:
"Producers of the Academy Award show have said US comedian Chris Rock will not be made to step aside as host despite poking fun at the ceremony."
Of course, I disagree. Wouldn't a known critic of this decresingly relevant popularity contest be the best candidate for announcer? I think what the Oscars need is someone to poke a bit of fun at the entire oscar culture, and maybe they'll wake up and look toward becoming relevant. Less about politics and shiny people, and maybe a bit more about recognizing greatness?

Never happen. But hey, at least the talented Mr Rock will be entertaining.

Thursday, February 10, 2005

Villagers furious with Christian Missionaries

Villagers furious with Christian Missionaries:
"Jubilant at seeing the relief trucks loaded with food, clothes and the much-needed medicines the villagers, many of who have not had a square meal in days, were shocked when the nuns asked them to convert before distributing biscuits and water."
I'm once again embarrassed for you people.

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Corinex have the coolest devices

I'm blogging this to all of my blogs, because I'm that excited about it.

Corinex have these amazingly cool devices, which work incredibly well. They plug into your house current and allow you to ship Internet traffic over that. They work by introducing a bit of interference on the AC, to make the waves look Fuzzy when ya look really closely. Then the receiving end demodulates it and tosses out the traffic as traffic again. Here's my favourite product:
The Corinex Powerline Wall Mount Ethernet is a name that's probably longer than the device -- especially if you like big typefaces like me. It's a 'wall wart', like so many of the DC power adapters we see on any toy without wheels, on cell phone charger units or full-featured telephones (Mmm, nortal/aastra 9417CW) in our homes.

Wanna know the setup?
  1. buy two or more Corinex WMEs
  2. go home, pick two rooms and plug them in.
  3. plug networking cables (cat-3/5/6, you geek) into them and into computers (no, you do not need a cross-over, you geek)
  4. rejoice.
No, it's that easy. Really. I bought three more today - because my brother-in-law bought mine off me - and that was the exact procedure I used.

Now, there is the risk that people can buy a corinex device (or something marginally compatible like the failing products by D-Link, Linksys, Belkin, Netgear, Data Fellows and various re-brands like Gateway) and conceivably listen in on your traffic or use your house to send spam. Duplexes, maybe, may unwittingly be sharing internet also, but not apartments. For those who want to keep their data secret from people who happen to roam the neighbourhood at night with laptops and these devices as well, preying on unsuspecting good folk, there's as much encryption available on this thing as most people have in their wireless stuff -- but that most people rarely seem to activate anyway.

So it's not exactly perfectly secure, but anyone crouched outside your house (or inside my apartment) for two hours while they brute-force my key will probably receive a beating before they can happen upon it. The fact that one has to be physically present is a much better barrier, I think, toward invading my LAN, much more difficult than wardriving for the umpteen open WiFi units on my block.

Life is good without all these Mir cables lying about. And it's only gonna get faster. It's already an excellent product for hotels ... and lan parties!

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Yahoo! News - Half of Bankruptcy Due to Medical Bills -- U.S. Study

Yahoo! News - Half of Bankruptcy Due to Medical Bills -- U.S. Study:
"Most of the medically bankrupt were average Americans who happened to get sick. Health insurance offered little protection."
I love it when the news backs me up. The current american system is far too frail.

Meat Worth

I'm disgusted.

The American HMO system - everyone in it - need to be rounded up and arrested for slavery. They've attached a dollar figure to a human, and that's abhorrent. What right does a person have to better healthcare, just because he makes more money?

I'm going to leverage a handy abortion argument here. Here it comes: how is the child of a wealthy real estate broker entitled to any better health, dental or eye care than the child of a homeless guy living in a car in the alley? No, they have to be equal if truly people are entitled to life and liberty -- and the drawing of a line anywhere between the amount of personal care either is permitted, itself is an act of assigning a value to people based on social standing.

But how do we do it? The health organizations have shown us not only that they cannot manage our health at all, but that the entire idea of bargaining for the care of people is downright disgusting. If everyone is entitled to the same care, then everyone must have decent access to the same procedures as anyone else. There needs to be one HMO, one organization nationally that decides what procedures or drugs are 'in' and which are out. We need to establish a base line to which everything is moved.

Then we need the ability to manage the decisions of this organization: we need the power to say that oral insulin tablets will be covered by this program, and we need the ability to say cosmetic surgery for the disfigured is covered but for the sagging jowls is not covered. We need the ability to vote, yearly perhaps, on which procedures will become covered and which procedures will no longer be covered. Surgery that is not covered completely will require a percentage to be paid by the patient. Such care, however, is always rendered by the same medical system based on fees and percentage-pay numbers chosen by us in this periodic review.

While we set the percentages and fees for the partially covered (and 0% covered) procedures, we need the ability to set the pay received by our medical practitioners. Our doctors and nurses must receive adequate compensation based on their study years, their experience years, by any accident reports, and by a series of reviews and assessments by patients. Two doctors with the same experience, education and assessments will make the exact same amount of money, always. Doctors performing the 'elective' surgery that's not 100% covered by this medical system receive no extra money. They receive no bonuses. Elective surgery must be performed on a first-come basis, since all elective surgery is by definition non-life-threatening, and must be performed at the same rate - with the same wait time - as essential procedures, to ensure that the wait time for any procedure is based on its severity and not its elective percentage.

Claims must be standardized. Any system involving humans will certainly have a mistake here and there, but our system of malpractice suits is far too draining. Doctors need to be subject to internal review like the police, fire department or any other public service which is at risk of injuring people through poor judgment. Every case receives a triaged investigation, and doctors only gain income-altering experience through years of accident-free work.

Finally, the pay for this must be related to one's income. Unfortunately, it's got to be like income tax, but the taxation format should be a percentage that's voted on like everything else: we decide how much of it is funded by federal property tax (which is a cut of your property tax and hopefully low) and income or sales tax on a chosen class of goods (eg gasoline and tobacco). This unfortunately means we need it to be a government organization, as it is a federal welfare plan. It needs to be subject to organizational review and it needs to be run as an open organization on principles and guidelines as much as possible to reduce the corruption that will undoubtedly occur. It's my firm belief that the waste we will see as a government organization can be reduced through the periodic review of its policies, coverage and income tuning, and that bad administrators will be found and let go with far less damage that would be reaped by profit-concerned HMOs.

Anyone who can ensure equality in health care, access to essential services which we decide are essential, a responsibly well run and funded organization that pays its people a tough but very fair wage is encouraged to revamp this model into something better.

Stop treating people based on their net dollar worth. Humanity is a common resource, and we must not squander it or abuse it.

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

C'mon, you religious gun-toting freaks, at least be original

Someone has been cheating from someone else's paper again.
WASHINGTON, Sept. 3-- United States officials were surprised and heartened today at the size of turnout in South Vietnam's presidential election despite a Vietcong terrorist campaign to disrupt the voting.

According to reports from Saigon, 83 per cent of the 5.85 million registered voters cast their ballots yesterday. Many of them risked reprisals threatened by the Vietcong.

....A successful election has long been seen as the keystone in President Johnson's policy of encouraging the growth of constitutional processes in South Vietnam. The election was the culmination of a constitutional development that began in January, 1966, to which President Johnson gave his personal commitment when he met Premier Ky and General Thieu, the chief of state, in Honolulu in February.

The purpose of the voting was to give legitimacy to the Saigon Government, which has been founded only on coups and power plays since November, 1963, when President Ngo Dinh Deim was overthrown by a military junta.
Peter Grose, Special to the New York Times, September 3, 1967