Things to do in This Lifetime

Hmm... let's see...

• Be Born
• See Broadway
• Go to the Natural History Museum in NYC
• Fire an automatic weapon while partially impaired
  
• Dress up and see a Real Broadway Play
• yada
• yada
• rejoin karate
• Have the FBI phone my house, looking for me
  

Oh yeah, here it is:

• have a computer BLOW UP on me. Accidentally.
  

So a funny thing happened to me tonight....