Britney Spears changes baby on Restaurant Table

Britney Spears is unsanitary - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com: "

Britney Spears horrified customers when she started changing her baby on a restaurant table in Los Angeles.

One said: 'It was disgusting. Someone else has got to eat at that table. Yuck.' The restaurant manager is quoted in Britain's News of the World newspaper as saying: 'It's Britney Spears. What can we do?'

Are we sick of this yet?

I'm not really talking about Ms Spears, so much as I am talking about the glorification of child-possession and the extra rights afforded to new mothers. Why is it apparently sinful to show a woman's breast at any time other than when a child has 'latched on' - because 'sucking' is an icky word - and feeding away? Walk into a fast food restaurant and scope out the teen mothers sucking back cheeseburgers and milkshakes with their rapidly deflating tits hanging out, future convicts greedily lapping away.

C'mon, people, that's fucking promotion of child pornography! Teens either should be partially nude in public, or should not be. I know where I stand on the issue, but I'm not sure how few people actually agree with me.

And that's just one example. I'm absolutely disgusted at how apparently a baby's shyte in the middle of a restaurant or living-room is apparently no longer a big deal to the mother of said inmate. Um, how the fuck did the public display of excrement ever become acceptable? If you won't change the diaper immediately - because junior may as well 'finish' before you'll change him, like you'd rather ensure the costly pampers unearthed in 10,000 years by archaeologists has a bountiful fecal sample - then use at least use two of the brain cells you didn't waste on contraception concerns and take juniour to the appropriate locale for that kind of thing.

Be a good mother-of-twelve and an acceptable restaurant patron. Mkae your parents a bit more proud.