The Latest Scam

www.myspace.com/talkingmonkey:

This is the latest scam you should watch out for:

I was the victim of the latest scam now occurring in shopping mall parking lots. Two good looking young women come to your car as you are parking. One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and the other comes to your window and bends over so far her breasts just about fall out of her blouse. While you're distracted, the other one lets herself in the back seat and then they both start begging you for a ride home.

Be very wary, because as soon as you start driving, one of them will take off her shirt and rubs her breasts on you while the other climbs over the seat and unzips your pants.

This is when they steal your wallet. I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. I couldn't find them on Saturday or Sunday.

Ha ha ha. I found that on the comments section of Joe 'Fear Factor' Rogan's blog:

I’m a myspace whore.

There, I said it. I feel much better now.

I don’t know how it happened, but it’s official now. I’m on here all the time when I’m supposed to be doing other shit, and I’m obsessed with my friend count.

I answer hundreds of emails a day, many of them from very cool people, but many more from people that would lose a spelling bee to a fucking toilet seat.

I think I like him already.