You guys need to learn to spell

A dozen different colonies in diverse parts of the world, and one of the ones closest to the homeland in terms of cultural access can't seem to keep the same spelling of words. Everywhere else in the world spells words Normally, but you folks seem to want to be different. You're so special that, soon you'll be invading countries for their oil. Sure. GO. Make your own language, but stop fucking calling it English, for English is what they speak in England, and their language includes words like:

• neighbour
• labour
• honour
• drive-through
• there, their
• too, two, to

Learn to distinguish and spell it all correctly, and maybe pick up some grammar, and maybe in a generation or so your president won't sound so much like a complete moron.

And what the fuck is a ZIP, anyway, and why do you need codes for it?