This is My Squid

This is my bag of squid to kick down the beach, and I'll be thanking you to stand the hell back.

No. Over there. Thank you very much.

I have many blogs, but none of them that are shallow enough to actually permit me to send out the link.

Yeah, consider that: this profane, foul-ass, whiny, crap-lobbing rag is the version of myself that's sanitised enough to show people. Ha! Take that, Dr Phil.

No, I'm serious. What the hell are you still doing here?