Here's some movie passes for doing what everyone else is already doing.

WLTX News19 FYI Go to School, See a Movie:

CARSON, Calif. (AP) - Go to school, see a movie. That's an enticement school officials in Carson, California, are trying.

Because, um, getting an education and learning to write well enough so that other nations of the world will no longer ridicule a person is, um, apparently not enough incentive to stay in school.

If we actually had corporal punishment, I'm sure we'd have less truant dumbasses. Paddle them like kids, maybe they'll at least start pretending like they're adults. Can it work any worse than rewarding personal accountability?