TSA proves Earth is Flat

First Coast News - Florida State News - Woman Finds TSA Uniform In Her Luggage:

CLEARWATER, FL -- An airline passenger made a surprising discovery after flying from New Jersey to Florida -- When she opened her luggage, she found a uniform belonging to the Transportation Security Administration.

I, for one, wonder how she smuggled such a clever fake into the bag. Sheyeah! This is the best part:

The TSA says her luggage wasn't searched by a TSA employee because there was no note left in her suitcase stating it was physically searched.

Because, you know, those notices are always put in there. Especially the ones in which people discard parts of their uniform. You know, the uniform: that thing most recognizable and the one thing missing from a trained social engineer's arsenal.

But, thanks to the TSA's incredibly sound logic, masquerading as proof of another policy violation, it's obvious that the bag wasn't searched. She must have faked it, somehow, including the number.