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Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Californian Sues Self For Car Accident

NBCSandiego.com - News - Californian Sues Self For Car Accident:
LODI, Calif. -- A Lodi man is suing the city for driving a dump truck into his car. The strange thing is that he was the city employee driving the truck.

Lodi officials denied Curtis Gokey's $3,600 claim for the December accident because he was, in essence, suing himself. So he and his wife, Rhonda, decided to file a new claim under her name.

Rhonda Gokey's claim is for $1,200 more than Curtis'. She said that she is not as nice as her husband.
So, lemme make sure I have that correctly:
  1. Get a job with the Municipality
  2. Drive into my own car
  3. Have my wife/aunt/dog sue the City
  4. Profit!!

Nice one. The marks will never see it comi-oh, well, then, good luck with the second attempt then.

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