My Bag of Squid

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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Thank you for your god's assessment of my life

Look. I get that this is your favourite religion. I get that you're really into it, okay?

Just fuck off with your fucking daily interpretations of my life according to whatever Flying Spaghetti Monster god you worship. Okay? Your enthusiasm and need to believe in the religion of the week is really important to you, but really, I'm serious: I don't care if his noodly appendage reached out and touched you personally and individually every day this week: your beliefs are no more real to me than those of the next pastafarian.

We see this as some kind of elitism. So keep it to yourself and reduce the amount with which we misinterpret your easter-bunnyism as some kinda holier-than-thou shit.

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