Overheard in New York: Make Sure You Don't Spill His "Thetans"

Overheard in New York: Make Sure You Don't Spill His "Thetans": "Girl: Do you know if Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will have a Scientology themed wedding?...I wonder what that would be like?
Guy: You probably kneel down on the altar after the vows, suck L. Ron Hubbard's cock, and then pay him for it.

--L train"

'Overheard in New York' just got a bit edgier. I hope the CoS doesn't start making them nervous, since they may become Fair Game now.

And now I gotta clean chocolate milk off my monitor.