My Bag of Squid

.. to kick down the beach. So stand back.

Friday, June 17, 2005

This is not a Computer and Technology Blog

Dear Reader,

Mr Enouf left me a comment which suggested that my blog was chiefly a tech blog. It's not! I have many blogs, actually. This is the one I don't censor because my mom reads it and knows it's me.

Then I thought about it, and realized that this blog may easily appear to be about tech, because
  • Mr Enouf's awesome blog is about the political fiasco that is America.
  • I have a blog where I get honest about myself and my life and other touch-feely crap
  • I have a blog about my aquarium hobby
  • I have a blog about my job
  • I have another blog that's fantastical in nature
  • I work on my sister's aquarium blogs
  • I work on my sister's blog about her Perfect son.
Finally,
  • I have a blog I write about the things that happen to me that everyone should know about, a version of myself that's mild-mannered, polite and supportive. Fuck that!
What's that leave us? This blog is about the things I want to rant about, write about, ramble on about, that kind of thing. I once alluded to a big bag of squid which I have to kick down a beach: some things in life don't smell nice, don't look nice, and are neither easy nor avoidable. Ergo, one great big bag of squid.

But I'm telling you now, I don't enjoy this bag of squid that's my life. I hate every minute of it, for reasons that's on another blog entirely (that my mom doesn't read knowing it's me) and I WILL rant on this channel; it's my fucking right. You, dear reader, can easily look the other way.

So if squid makes you squeamish, imagine kicking a big bag of it down the beach.

Y'all come back, now, y'hear?
- Lunchbox

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