Overheard in New York

Overheard in New York: "Conductor: Look, people. Okay. When we say 'stay clear of the closing doors', that means don't push a closing door back open. Don't stick your hands or feet in the door. You could lose an arm or a leg or get seriously hurt. These trains run 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Holding a door open is not worth your life. Don't hold the doors open when they are closing. This isn't rocket science. God, it's not even high school science.

--1/9 train"


Hilarious.