Olestra seen to help Leakage of Other Crap too

The Cincinnati Post has an article about an odd finding: Olestra has been known for helping the body eliminate PCBs and Dioxins stored in fat cells. Considering our governments can't seemto fucking stop polluting, it's almost comical that our most embarrassing vanity-launched food additive invention seems to accidentally help us clean ourselves up. Olestra could soon be a recommended dietary supplement.

It's Anal Leakage for all!