Fishtank Humour - Article Tank - VIZ Top Tips

Here are some Tips I found. Favourites:

• Invited by vegetarians for dinner? Point out that since you`d no doubt be made aware of their special dietary requirements, tell them about yours, and ask for a nice steak.
• DON'T INVITE DRUG ADDICTS round for a meal on boxing day. They may find the offer of cold turkey embarrassing or offensive.
• OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know.
• TAXI drivers. Why not pop into the garage and ask them to fix your indicators lights for you so that other motorists know where the heck you're going.

A mild chuckle may be found in the rest of the list. Don't drink milk whilst reading, however, lest you find a really funny one and blow milk all over your cubicle.

.. or maybe drink milk, for that very reason. Or eat cottage cheese mixed in green gelatin: that'd be funny squirting out your nose!