Ask me why I don't want to go to the cinema any longer

so, we have

• overpriced seat tickets
• grossly overpriced snacks
• annoying people with
  
  • crying babies
    
  • problems shutting the hell up
    
  • cell phones
    
  • inflated senses of entitlement
    
  • pick any 2
• now, stabbing, for that added-value feeling.

Holy crap, am I never going to the movies again or what? What kind of pathetic dreck can follywood toss out that will coerce me to pay a fucking wad to trundle out to their crowded, annoying and now unsafe theatres to see?