Sophos Doesn't Like Me

.. which sucks, because they're really, really cool.

I talked with Sid Falzthik for a while - and Sid, man, sorry I got your name wrong, but the thing's impossible to spell! Let me sequé into a story:

So, as the story goes, this guy was new on this base, and getting to know people. Army base, you know, so everyone's got their name on their shirt, right? So this guy's got this name, I swear it was like 30 characters long, this thing, all hyphenated and stuff.

"Hey Pally," the NewGuy says to the other guy, "How the hell do ya pronounce that?" The LongName guy looks at NewGuy long and tight for a second, maybe sizing him up.

"SMITH," he says.

Anyway, Sid was a great guy, if gifted with an equally tragic name, and Sophos, I think, rocks as a company. Buy all their stuff.