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Tuesday, February 14, 2006

In America, the Left Hand Knows what the Right is Doing Because it is Always Watching

U.S. Moves to Fight Internet Censorship - Yahoo! News:
WASHINGTON - The State Department announced plans Tuesday to step up a campaign to combat efforts by foreign governments to restrict use of the Internet.
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At a news conference, Josette Shiner, a top State Department trade expert, called the Internet 'the greatest purveyor of news and information in history' but said too often the flow is blocked by government censors.
Sorry. What?!? This is a switch.

It's not like America's been really, um, good about giving out information ... or not oppressing its people.

So, America, while you're in the giving mood, tell us all about how the World Trade Centre Vandalism was pulled off exactly according to a plan the CIA drew up when it was still supplying guns to Osama, okay? I mean, I know that 9 times as many people died in 2001 due to the Flu than the World Trade Centre, if you read the numbers, and even though this thing has been turned by the politicions and idiots news channels into a big fiasco, you all should just come clean and admit that Osama's on the CIA payroll.

You know, "found him doing dinner theatre in Tulsa. Did a mean King and I. Plays good ethnics."