Dear Staples.ca

Oh. Before we go any further, at all, you must tell me your postal code. No, really: write it on the wall before continuing.

What? Annoying? Unnecessary? You nailed it right on the head, fuckwad.

What the hell do I need to put in my postal code for, when all I wanna do is see what kinda USB Hubs your store carries? It's probably not the right one anyway, and if it's time for me to check stock or place an order, maybe then we can talk postal codes.

Besides, it's an annoying time-waster, fucking clicking on some stupid form to enter in more information - das papers! - before I can even see what the hell kinda crap you're going to try and sell to me for twice its value.

Amazingly, stunningly, Radio Shack gets it right. Riddled with problems in their site because of the changeover to a different name, their site still works a shitload better than yours. When it came time to purchase, I found that I could get what I wanted by clicking on towns.

My town has 4 items in 3 locations. One of those gets my money today. The laughingstock of the entire tech retail industry has just beaten you up and stolen your lunch money. Good fucking job, dumbass.