Celine Dion - Audiences are Falling Asleep

Celine Dion noticed that her audiences have a tendency to fall asleep.

I say "D'uh!"

Her music may be, in parts, technically great, but overall it's without depth or spirit. It unfortunately resembles elevator music, to my ears.

Frankly, I think that Ms Dion is an export that y'all can keep. Her and that Brian Adams fellow.